Pupil 1: Teacher, he called me a loser!
Teacher: I don't think it is a good word to use to your friends. Can you say sorry to him?
Pupil 2: Sorry for calling you stupid!
Teacher writing on the board, I lost my voice and then pointing at her mouth.
Children reading, I.....lost....my.... TEETH?
And then I answered, "I lost my sanity."
Two children were running inside the classroom.
Teacher: What should I do if I see children running in class?
Pupil: Kill them!
Teacher: People bring food to the temple. Do you know where it goes?
Pupil: Into the tummy!
Pupil: You know, when people die, they put them in boxes and bake them!
Teacher: Yum!
Teacher: Let's identify the planets in order.
Teacher and Pupil: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Ju.....
Pupil: June, July, August!
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| Not in the Philippines, lol! |
Kids say the funniest things. I remember a link in facebook that lead to a website where they featuee the moat hilarious answers in exams by kids. Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you get a good laugh in class. Hindi lang puro sakit ng ulo. Hehehe!
kukulit talaga.
ReplyDeletethe post made me smile while I was reading it pero bakit ganun when I am inside my classroom and these things happened para akong mababaliw sa inis.
Children really give different kind of joy kahit sa ka kulitan
nyahaha makukulet ang mga kiddie meals. Nakakatuwa ang pagka-inosente nila... parang ako... Syempre charot lang yun ahahaha
ReplyDeleteHumour is something that is slowly becoming non-existent now-a-days in modern society. Everybody is trying to assume a serious wrap up all the time especially at work and related environment. No wonder humor and laughter is becoming confined to cinemas, theatres, TV viewing rooms ! Good quality humor imparts joy to the mind there by improving mood.
ReplyDeleteJonathan, my dear friend, what is your experience of the humor sense of the very young generation? Going through your post I felt good; we all laugh when children crack cool jokes :)
A very thought proviking post, Jonathan! You are a genius !
Hello Mr. Tripster,
ReplyDeleteThat's right, hindi puro sakit sa ulo. They make the most challenging day a breeze. A big smile a day keeps the stress away.
Hello Jei Son,
ReplyDeleteThe beauty of teaching is not the teaching itself but the realization that they are learning. The best part of the process is when the children become spontaneous and fun which makes our lives as teachers easier.
Hi Rix,
ReplyDeleteSaan ka duon, makulit, inosente, nakakatuwa? Kiddie meals ah, mukhang gutom ka na naman, lol! That's right, you should see mu face whenever they answer me back, priceless! Kung may camera lang sila to take my photo.
Hello Rajiv,
ReplyDeleteSomebody told me that I don't age and this is because I work with children. Nothing is boring everyday. It might be a usual morning and afternoon thing to be in school and teach but everyday is just different.
The laughter in my class is like fireworks. Once I unleash my funny side, the children's laughter fill the room and everybody is happy. I look at my profession as a performance and the children are my most deserving audience.
I have a new student just this week and when he went back home, his mother asked me about his day. He said, "Mr. Jonathan is so funny!"
lahat ng nabangit nyahaha
ReplyDeleteOh,,,that is really cool, Jonathan.
ReplyDeleteI fondly remember clearly my teachers who were funny, even now. The jokes they cracked, the things they taught with humor added in good measure, I never forget and cannot be forgotten !
A cool laughter, a good quality joke that is not like making fun of people, such things are wonderful, my dear friend.
So you will be posting soon some cool pinoy jokes ?
:):)
ang tanong ko sayo Sir Jon, nakita mo na ba yung bata na kaugali mo noong shameless kabataan mo? haha
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeletePag nasa classroom at nagaganap ang mga ganitong eksena, nakakabaliw talaga. Pero pag nilolookback na lang at the end of the day, nakakatawa talaga. Hehe..
ReplyDeleteAng pasensya ko talaga, pang bata na lang talaga. Bwahaha...
Hi Rix,
ReplyDeleteWell-rounded personality!
Hi Rajiv,
ReplyDeleteMy fave teachers or people are those with a good sense of humour. Just like you I am no fan of argumentum ad baculum. I won't be able to post Pinoy jokes because my jokes are outdated. Maybe Thai jokes next time.
Hi Pareng Cyron,
ReplyDeleteMabait ako nung maliit ako at tahimik so I had seen a lot of children with the same traits. Kung batang nasa primary school, yes, I already met one and thought of parang ako. Ikaw ba? Mabait ka ba nung maliit ka?
Hi Lili,
ReplyDeleteA needed break from all those negativities.
Hi yccos,
ReplyDeletePareho tayo, hanggang bata na nga lang. Sulat mo rin yung mga best moments in class and when you look back in a few years, tatawa ka na lang!
parang same level ng kakulitan ang mga chikiting na tinuturuan nyo ni cher Kat ah :D
ReplyDeleteHello fiel,
ReplyDeleteWhen I visited cher Kat last July and taught in her class, sad to say, halos pareho ang cognitive level ng klase ko and hers, English wise. Third graders yung sa kanya while I teach four years old children. I felt the needs of the children in her school and I am so happy to always hear that cher Kat is doing her best to make the children better.
This is cute.. "Ignorance is a bliss"
ReplyDeleteI love the anecdotes :)))))))
ReplyDeletemeeeedyo disturbing lang ng slight. lalo na yung kill them! haha
ReplyDeleteLaugh trip :)
ReplyDeletenyahaha pwede ba oblong na lang para medyo pahaba nyahahaha
ReplyDeletehaha their humor comes from their innocence that's what i love the most with kids
ReplyDeleteHello Simon,
ReplyDeleteThat's true and the children are never boring.
Hello Overthinker,
ReplyDeleteThanks, if I can remember everything in the classroom I could probably write a humour book next time. Unfortunately, I don't.
Hello Marshee,
ReplyDeleteThe question is, what did I do to the child who answered kill them, I spoke to him and later found something odd.
hello ambot,
ReplyDeleteMarami ka rin sigurong baon na anecdotes from your class. Musta na?
Hi Rix,
ReplyDeletePahaba na pataas para tumangkad.
Hello MeCoy,
ReplyDeleteThat's right and it is that innocence that makes their stories pure and truthful.
So funny:))
ReplyDeleteYou know, I think I will start writing funny words from the elderly too:)
That would be awesome Ms. Joy! Thanks for the visit.
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