Student A: I had a bad dream. I was walking and then I fell into the ocean. A shark ate me up!
Teacher: What do you think your dream means?
Student B: THAT HE WILL DIE!
Student: T. Jonathan, my toe is hurting!
Me: Why? What happened?
Student: You stepped on it!
Me: Ow, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. (turning red)
Teacher: If I have two feet and my mom stood besides me. How many feet do I have?
Student: FOUR!
Student: Cannot, he's not a dog!
Cool students. ;)
ReplyDeleteyour students were silly and witty!
ReplyDeleteOlivr,
ReplyDeleteI know, that's why I stayed teaching preschoolers.
Kula,
ReplyDeleteYes, just like their teacher :)
Funny kids :-)
ReplyDeleteFunny kids :-)
ReplyDeleteKnow what they say, "Kids say the darnest things."
ReplyDeleteI love them already.