Student: There are buildings in the city. They are tall.
Me: Yes, some buildings are high and some are low.
Student: We can go up and down the buildings.
Me: That's right! (while transcribing the child's words)
Student: We can use an alligator!
Me: Hah! (wide-eyed face)
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Student A: This is my book!
Student B: I have that at home.
Student C: My mom gave me this bag.
Student B: I have that too!
Me: I like your shirt. I have a shirt with a zebra print too!
Student B: I have that too!
Me: I have cancer!
Student B became quiet.
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Student becomes quiet.
Teacher: Tell me! I will not be angry.
Student: I will not be angry!
Teacher: Toinks!
Student A: I went to the doctor so he can stop my cough.
Teacher: How can the doctor do that?
Student B: It only stops when you die!
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You shoulddon't, whatever!
I am confused, should take my shoes off, or don't take my shoes off, LOL!
nyahaha natawa ako sa alligator lolz.
ReplyDeletealligator para sa elevator :) that's my favorite part :)
ReplyDeleteshoulddon't? :) saan po ito?...
hahaha nothing beats the humor inside the classroom..lol
ReplyDeleteI remember when I was still student teaching, I was teaching prefixes then I presented them the prefix "mal", one student was so eager to give me his example and then I was ...... when he said "mall' and the other one even said " sm mega mall"
hahahaha
love lots,
Tin
mypoeticisolation.blogspot.com
LOL.
ReplyDeleteWow, good post !
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed reading it :)
Hi hi. That made my week:)
ReplyDeleteI LOL'd at the 'shoulddon't'! *hahaha*
ReplyDeletepanalo yung alligator hehehehe
ReplyDelete" I have cancer"
ReplyDeleteLOLs.
Iba talaga kapag humirit ang mga bata.
classroom humor...most of my happy memories came from these types of convees.
ReplyDeletesee you later, alligat'r XD
ReplyDelete#boompanes
Hahahahaha, nagdagdag katatawanan pa yung mga pictures esp yung gold fish
ReplyDeleteEveryday I'm taking the alligator at work. Shoulddon't I?
ReplyDeleteha ha ha
ahahahaha alligator ftw!
ReplyDeletenakakatuwaaaa ung conversations!