Tuesday, February 12

Getting To Know You 2

If you don't sit down, I'll kiss you! 


Discussing about the winter break:
Teacher: Do you think it is cold in Bangkok?
Student: No, but Spain was.
Teacher: Ah, which part of Spain did you go?
Student: Singapore!


Asking a student who's new in class:
Teacher: May I know where you came from?
Student: From my mommy's tummy.


Talking about manners:
Teacher: Can you please do your work?
Student A: WHAT!?
Student B: That's not polite, you have to say pardon me.
Teacher 2: What?
Teacher 1: She just said, it is not polite to say what, say pardon me.
Student C: Pardon me WHAT!?


Overheard children talking:
Student A: I'm on the table. (with an Australian accent)
Student B: Teacher, he said he is from Thailand.
Teacher: Are you sure? But he is from Australia.
Student B: No, he said, I am a Thaiboy.



Discussing pertinent items regarding our project work:
Teacher: When will the police officer let go of the bad guy from jail?
Student: When he dies.
Teacher: Why?
Student: So he cannot run away!
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21 comments:

  1. Senyor Iskwater12 February 2013 at 02:31

    so funny... sana marami ka pang mga ganitong posts... yang mga ganyang moments ang nagpapaalis stress sa mga teachers like us

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  2. jep buendia12 February 2013 at 04:06

    nakakatuwa ang mga moments na ganyan, nakakagaan ng loob at bawas stress :)

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  3. jonathan12 February 2013 at 05:31

    @senyor - oo nga, hindi ko na lang maalala lahat dahil busy talaga sa trabaho, toxic but I will post more.

    @ jep - share ko nga sa mga colleagues ko, tawa lang kami ng tawa since they all know my students.

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  4. MEcoy12 February 2013 at 06:46

    ahh nailipat na pala ang singapore sa spain ee nu hahah

    tama naman ung huli pag deads na di na makakatakas haha

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  5. jonathan12 February 2013 at 06:50

    Oo nga, mas mura pumunta ng Singapore kesa Spain pero pareho lang yun :) matalinong bata yung girl na nagsabing patay na, hindi na makakatakas. Pero super serious siya ng sabihin niya yan sa akin.

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  6. Mana Chun12 February 2013 at 07:57

    These children are so clever! And teacher 2 must be my mom, right? That is so hilarious. Hahaha. I like today's conversation about why we couldn't make big paper airplane too. It was funny!!..and remind me that even my mom isn't perfect :) and that she could be funny

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  7. aboutambot12 February 2013 at 07:57

    habang nag-uusap ng ganyan ang mga bata seryoso pagmumukha nila haha.

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  8. jonathan12 February 2013 at 15:10

    @mana - I didnt even include stories about your mom, it will be funnier. Anyway, she is a delight to be with and so much scarier during drama class. She can scare the children easily.

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  9. jonathan12 February 2013 at 15:11

    @ aboutambot- tumpak ka diyan, dahil alam nilang wala silang sinabing mali.

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  10. Poipagong (toiletots)12 February 2013 at 19:02

    I was crackin' up at "Pardon me WHAT?!" hahaha I should learn a thing or two on manners from these kids :P

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  11. jonathan12 February 2013 at 19:46

    Poi- please come and be my sub for a day. How come you closed your blog?

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  12. Ishna12 February 2013 at 21:53

    Hahahaha. Kids give out the funniest answers!

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  13. jonathan13 February 2013 at 00:13

    @ Ishna - welcome back. It's true and I have more to share, maybe later.

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  14. Olivr13 February 2013 at 05:44

    that Thaiboy must be cute.

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  15. jonathan13 February 2013 at 07:04

    @ olivr - having an australian with a different accent is fun so the interpretations are limitless. There was one girl looking for her 'water bottle' and I saw the assistant teachers struggling to understand her.

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  16. joy13 February 2013 at 10:56

    You made me smile:) thanks:)

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  17. jonathan13 February 2013 at 15:28

    @joy - that's good and you are very welcome!

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  18. xoxo_grah13 February 2013 at 16:32

    that was fun...:) nakaka tuwa lang ung innocence ng isang bata...:) can be pretty funny...:)


    xx!

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    1. jonathan14 February 2013 at 00:21

      Kaya ako natawa is because of their innocence. Minsan gusto kong mahawa para wala nang stress.

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  19. Pao Kun13 February 2013 at 22:08

    Nakakatuwa. Lalo na sa Thaiboy! :D

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    1. jonathan14 February 2013 at 02:23

      Oo nga. After a week or two masasanay na din the rest of the class with the accent.

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