Friday, May 10

Getting to Know You 3

Teacher: Do you know what they call people who digs for dinosaur bones?
Pupil: Yes! Diggers!
Teacher: Good, any special name for it?
Pupil: Bone diggers!

Teacher: What can you buy with money?
Student A: Food!
Student B: Clothes!
Student C: Toys!
Teacher: How about a school? Can I buy a school?
Student D: No! It's too heavy, you cannot carry it!


International Day, a child is dressed in her traditional Spanish costume.
Teacher: What a beautiful dress!
Pupil: Yes, today I am a flamingo! (Flamenco)

Children were using rubber toy spiders while weaving a web.
Pupil A: I cannot balance the spiders on the web, they keep on falling!
They should be able to do that. Spiders shoot webs!
Pupil B: They cannot shoot webs because they are coloured!


Teacher reading a book about dancing.
Teacher: Look at the children, what are they?
Pupil: They are trees.
Teacher: How come they are not moving?
Pupil: Because it's a book?

Pupil One: I'm Invisible Boy! I'm Invisible Boy!
Teacher Jonathan, how come they don't want to play with me?
Teacher: Well, because they cannot see you. :)



Teacher: In the story, the main character burned her prized possession to get blessings from the Great Spirit. What is the thing you are willing to burn as an offering?
Pupil: My brother!

Teacher: Do you know where Matteo's grandmother is from?
Pupils: Australia!
Teacher: Mum is, but grandma is not. She is from a country with the initial sound of I.
Pupil: Igloo!

16 comments:

  1. Hahaha nakaka aliw talagang panoorin at pakinggan ang pagiging inosente ng mga bata :)

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  2. ang kulit naman ng mga moments... that what makes your profession fun!

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  3. makes me dream to be a preschool teacher.

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  4. Ganito kami araw-araw nitong school year nato :)

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  5. Hi fiel - minsan naiisip ko alam nila ang sagot at kaming guro ang looking silly.

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  6. Hi senyor - yes, away from the monotonous day by day events are these funny banters and anecdotes.

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  7. Hi Olivr - it is fun to be one, be one. We need the best minds to mold the youngsters.

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  8. Hi overthinker - ma miss mo yan kasi umalis ka na sa preschool.

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  9. Iba talaga kapag mga bata ang magbiro. Walang halong malisya kaya matatawa ka na lang sa kanila.

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  10. Hi Ish - minsan hindi kami makatawa dahil sobrang serious nilang sumagot.

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  11. most of the tome innocence makes a great humor

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  12. Uy, hindi ako umalis ng preschool. May ibang assignment lang ang mga boss sa akin. :P

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  13. @overthinker - I thought nag iba ka ng level, as in kolehiiyo. Anyway good at hindi ka umalis at nang mag ka tsika ako re ECE.

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