Pupil: Yes! Diggers!
Teacher: Good, any special name for it?
Pupil: Bone diggers!
Teacher: What can you buy with money?
Student A: Food!
Student B: Clothes!
Student C: Toys!
Teacher: How about a school? Can I buy a school?
Student D: No! It's too heavy, you cannot carry it!
International Day, a child is dressed in her traditional Spanish costume.
Teacher: What a beautiful dress!
Pupil: Yes, today I am a flamingo! (Flamenco)
Children were using rubber toy spiders while weaving a web.
Pupil A: I cannot balance the spiders on the web, they keep on falling!
They should be able to do that. Spiders shoot webs!
Pupil B: They cannot shoot webs because they are coloured!
Teacher reading a book about dancing.
Teacher: Look at the children, what are they?
Pupil: They are trees.
Teacher: How come they are not moving?
Pupil: Because it's a book?
Pupil One: I'm Invisible Boy! I'm Invisible Boy!
Teacher Jonathan, how come they don't want to play with me?
Teacher: Well, because they cannot see you. :)
Teacher: In the story, the main character burned her prized possession to get blessings from the Great Spirit. What is the thing you are willing to burn as an offering?
Pupil: My brother!
Teacher: Do you know where Matteo's grandmother is from?
Pupils: Australia!
Teacher: Mum is, but grandma is not. She is from a country with the initial sound of I.
Pupil: Igloo!
Teacher: Do you know where Matteo's grandmother is from?
Pupils: Australia!
Teacher: Mum is, but grandma is not. She is from a country with the initial sound of I.
Pupil: Igloo!
Hahaha nakaka aliw talagang panoorin at pakinggan ang pagiging inosente ng mga bata :)
ReplyDeleteang kulit naman ng mga moments... that what makes your profession fun!
ReplyDeletemakes me dream to be a preschool teacher.
ReplyDeleteGanito kami araw-araw nitong school year nato :)
ReplyDeleteHi fiel - minsan naiisip ko alam nila ang sagot at kaming guro ang looking silly.
ReplyDeleteHi senyor - yes, away from the monotonous day by day events are these funny banters and anecdotes.
ReplyDeleteHi Olivr - it is fun to be one, be one. We need the best minds to mold the youngsters.
ReplyDeleteHi overthinker - ma miss mo yan kasi umalis ka na sa preschool.
ReplyDeleteIba talaga kapag mga bata ang magbiro. Walang halong malisya kaya matatawa ka na lang sa kanila.
ReplyDeleteHi Ish - minsan hindi kami makatawa dahil sobrang serious nilang sumagot.
ReplyDeletemost of the tome innocence makes a great humor
ReplyDeleteHi MEcoy - yes. Well said. God bless!
DeleteYou made me smile;))
ReplyDeleteThanks Joy!
ReplyDeleteUy, hindi ako umalis ng preschool. May ibang assignment lang ang mga boss sa akin. :P
ReplyDelete@overthinker - I thought nag iba ka ng level, as in kolehiiyo. Anyway good at hindi ka umalis at nang mag ka tsika ako re ECE.
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