Froi's Lobster Award

I was tagged a year ago by three bloggers with the same award but I made my post different as to the original.  This time, I am sticking to what I was asked of, though I won't be making any tags or questions since I only have a handful of readers and they were already tagged. 

Thank you Mr. Froi for the tag and nomination.  May the force be with you.

Here are his questions:

1. If by some chance you turned into a talking toad, what are you going to do aside from talking?

Since I am now a toad, I might as well hop around, eat flies, scare people, and float on the pond with no worries.

2. What Filipino food best describe your love life today?

Leche Plan, nagkaleche-leche plano ko sa buhay nang dumating ka!

3. You turned into a talking toad but can only blurt 6 words.  What are you going to say and to whom are you going to say it?

I am going to say it to the one who turned me into a toad, "Tae ka, turn me or else!!!!"

4. Aside from world peace and forever, what are you going to wish if a genie grants a wish?

Sir Genie, puwede mo bang ibalik papa and mama ko?

5. What are you going to do if you were trapped on an elevator with the man/woman of your dreams for 24 hours?

I have no dream person, kahit sino na lang. "Miss, puwede ka ba?" "ikaw sir?"
"Ako pa, choosy?"

6. What obscure English words best describe you?  (Give three with definition please.)

(I need to google this question, seriously!)

Hygge - a word which is sort of a combination of friendliness, coziness and warmth

Hiraeth - means something like a homesickness to a home you can never return

Fusty - old-fashioned

7. If you are going to change the scientific name of human beings, what would it be and why?

Homo sinapian since a lot of people are like zombies.  Most are into their cell phones, laptops and computers checking their FB, mails, instagram, and others, no more physical interaction. 

8. What facial feature of a person appeals to you the most? (exclude the eyes, nose, lips and teeth.)

Okay, I am now left with cheeks, dimples, facial hair, ears, eyebrows and eyelashes.... I am taking eyelashes as it would be admiring to see them fan up and down while chatting. 

9. What is your favorite '90s TV program?

Friends! 

10. How are you going to react if you were crowned the titleholder of a prestigious international male/female pageant? Show your reaction using a gif.